Sunday, March 13, 2011

Battle LosAngeles.What a disappointment..

                 Alright for anyone that does not want to know the contents of this movie you may want to check out one of my other blog posts..I plan on mentioning certain aspects of the movies I was not fond of..and if you are a ticket buyer I want you to get as much for your buck as you can. I would advise you read the post before you spend any money to see it.




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It was terrible my friends and here is why.

First of all the aliens species are using Bullets..yes that is right..the extraterrestrial's that come from a whole other planet with there super technology are using bullets. In my opinion this alone is enough to make a sci-fi fan sick to there stomachs, oh but I am not close to done..not close at all lol.

Second. the guns they are using are surgically attached to there hands, I felt like i was watching a head on collision from the word GO!.

Third the alien species that comes down to earth are hear to harvest are water "because were the only planet in the universe with liquid H2O".

Fourth reason is because there was no presidential address to work up the audience... YOU HAVE TO HAVE ONE! come on! everyone feels all warm and fuzzy when the president speaks and send support to his people and a call to arms..I mean if the world really were being taken over by a alien species with Human extinction as there goal, I would assume a speech would be conducted and of course you would call your people with arms to help. Independence day new that..deep impact..contact..you name it.

Five spot is going to a very hokey screen writing.. Imagine being in the heart of battle and the one person you count on hugs a child whom had lost there father and calls him his little marine, Horseshit. Near the end of the movie when the Staff Sarge makes his Bravest decision..to jump from the helicopter and rope down to save LosAngeles from a giant battery..umm yeah I really just wrote that and I will come back to it later. As he is about to leave the chopper he looks onto the little marine and says "your the bravest marine I ever met" Give me a fucking break..the whole world is dying around you, your getting stomped out by "Normal guns I guess" and you stop to say some shit like that.

SIX in my list. Aliens fall from the sky as meteors and land in the oceans, followed by the Infantry coming out and starting a bunch of shit. They come for are water...yet they send infantry first..not the crazy ass super space drones that you see later on in the film..I mean no contact is made during the movie between humans and ET's, so obviously invasion and a takeover was the original intent..but they send infantry...my 12 year old niece could strategize a better military than a galactic alien species, obviously much more technologically advanced than us.

Seven! They get a hold of one of the aliens who is injured and not dead..Staff sarge says THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO KILL IT..a woman says I can help I am a Veterinarian!!! after about 5 movie minutes of trying to stab everywhere on this poor ET and they cant kill it...guess where the weak spot was...GUESS! .... if you thought Heart than your right! OMG whats the chances..boy o boy were they lucky to figure it out when they did.

Eight! Early in the movie they run into a tough gal with a fox attitude along there way..and she lies to them about what she does..her actual job was to take down what i can only refer to as a big battery for the drones..however while the world is getting shit on SHE DONT FUCKING MENTION IT TILL NEAR THE END! WHAT!.of course I mean when everything around you is getting squashed by ET's and they are coming to completely wipe out your planet..good idea hold your tongue (don't want to get into trouble)

Nine back to the lil marine i mentioned earlier in the post..while bombs are going off and people are dying including his men..the brave staff sarge takes his time to tie the kids shoes...TIE HIS SHOES! can you believe this shit.

TEN oooo TEN! In order to keep a PG rating you are only aloud to say the word FUCK one time.. He looks to the air and sees these drones flying over head..guns blazing, people screaming.."Lets show them who there fucking with" it was almost like they pointed straight to him and said HERE IT COMES THE F BOMB! Come on people, a alien species taking over the world, about 20 marines and we hear fuck once..once..once...Give me a break..that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. If we know one thing about the men and woman of the marines is they are some bad motherfuckers and they speak accordingly.

ELEVEN! The giant battery (command center to the drones) is taken out when a laser beam is put on by the fine men and woman of the movie and its shot up by some cool looking planes. However there is like 7 times in the movie where they could have used this to help them win..but no instead they just shoot and die. You know that scene in saving private Ryan where the one dick is aligned with like 20 Germans and won't take the shot..yeah it was a lot like that. And finally my friends we are down to the number

Twelve, reason why this movie sucked so bad..I BOUGHT A TICKET!!! Seriously if you read this ..take my advice and don't waste your time on this bullshit..

This part I am adding about 20 minutes later because I forgot to mention them earlier..

Number Thirteen..when all the aliens come down "and its thought it was meteors" they were telling people to get off the coast line..and when they hit there is like 500 people standing there..and there was no big waves when they entered. From current experiences we know when something happens in water there are waves. And of course the military would make them get away from the water.

Number 14 and my last i think.. What is in Los Angeles would make them want to attack there? That and you could prolly count a total of 30 aliens you see in the movies..and they look stupid. guns sowed onto there arms..yeah im soooo done with this film. dont watch it. peace


Keep your eyes on the skies.


Abstruse1nk

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